Responding to a friend's Facebook plea for Christmas Cracker jokes this morning, I shared these festive chucklers with the gang. I happened to have them handy cause my 4 yo had just bullied me into giving him a cracker NOW (Christmas Eve, 8am). I figured my friends might as well benefit from my weakness...
Why can't you tell a joke to an egg?
Cause he'll crack up.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Cause he felt crummy.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other SLIDE!
Merry Merry, one and all! Hope your holidays are filled with laughter.